100% synergized. 0% motivated. Featuring a sloth in a suit surrounded by floating charts, graphs, and pure mayhem, this soft jersey tee captures the essence of modern “work-life balance” (read: chaos). It’s the ultimate uniform for surviving office culture one passive-aggressive email at a time. 🖇️📉
Why You Need This: Perfect for coworkers who ask you to circle back. Even better for the ones who don't.
