About Us

Welcome to Surreal Sloths — where naps are sacred, vibes are chill, and sloths are always center stage.

We’re a small, sloth-obsessed team creating cozy, creative apparel and accessories inspired by slow living, surreal art, and good humor. Every product we make is ethically sourced, designed with care, and infused with a little lazy magic.

But Surreal Sloths is more than just sloth merch — it’s a movement toward mindful living and meaningful impact. That’s why 10% of every sale goes directly to wildlife conservation, helping protect habitats and the creatures we love (especially the slow, sleepy kind).

Join the #SlothieSundays Crew

Got your gear? Snap a photo and tag us on Instagram using #SlothieSundays. If we feature your photo, you’ll receive a 40% discount on your next purchase — just our way of saying thanks for spreading the sloth love.

Wanna Go Deeper?

Check out our blog, The Slow Lane, where we share behind-the-scenes stories, ethical insights, product updates, and sleepy thoughts on slow living and sustainability.

Thanks for being part of the slow revolution. We’re glad you’re here. 🦥