Welcome to the slowest flower market in town—where naps are plentiful, and rush orders don’t exist. This heavyweight tee (Gildan 5000) is perfect for plant lovers, nap champions, and anyone who prefers life in the laid-back lane. Featuring a sloth lounging in a wheelbarrow with cheeky fine print about suspiciously sleepy strawberries and existential crises (in pots), it’s peak chill energy 🌼🛒.
Why You Need This: It’s not just a shirt—it’s a whole mood, printed in soft ink and delivered at sloth speed.
