Skip the debates—this sloth came to D.C. for one reason only: to snap the chillest selfie outside the White House. This sweatshirt captures the sloth in full tourist mode, just lounging on the lawn… and is that a UFO overhead? We’re not saying it’s aliens, but we’re also not not saying it.
🏛️ Why You Need This: ✔️ Cozy enough for political naps and post-snack snoozes ✔️ Equal parts patriotic and peculiar ✔️ Great for sparking conversation—or avoiding it entirely
Put this on and let the world know: your only agenda is taking it slow.
