Built tough like the sloth on your back, this heavyweight tee (Gildan 5000) is made for those who'd rather get their hands dirty than emotionally invested. Featuring a determined sloth yanking weeds from the soil while a broken heart wilts nearby, this design is therapy with a trowel.
Why You Need This: Because pruning your plants is easier than untangling your emotions—and at least the plants don’t text back.
