Surreal Sloths® Drop 014 — for the blessedly brainless and botanically overgrown. This heavyweight Hanes Beefy-T is a tribute to your inner peacekeeper: the sloth with zero cognitive obligations. A vine-wrapped expression of calm, naps, and plant-based nothingness.
Why You Need This: Your brain's tired. Let your shirt do the not thinking for you. 🌿
