For those days when simply standing upright deserves a round of applause 👏. This minimalist design keeps it honest with bold type reading, “I made it out of bed and that’s enough.” A woven patch near the hem stamps it with Surreal Sloths® Drop 037 – part of the Small Wins Collection honoring all the low-effort victories that still count.
Why You Need This: Because putting on pants is practically a medal-worthy achievement.
